Ding-fucking-dong goes the doorbell at 8.01am this Monday morning, and who is standing there, clipboard in hand, glasses low on the nose, looking at me with her holier-than-thou attitude but the HOA representative, Jaymee Castles, aka ‘Karen’ Castles aka 'The HOA Bitch'. “We've had complaints that you have your Christmas decorations up too early, you should know in your agreement with the HOA that the earliest they can go up is Dec 1st and it's still November” she drones on “We will have to issue you a warning and you will need to take them down today, otherwise there is going to be a hefty fine also”. What a bitch, and I tell her that I think that's horribly un-neighbourly and that there is no harm in bringing some holiday spirit in early. “Well it's not very neighbourly that you've never came over to my house for lemonade despite being invited” she continues “but if you want me to be lenient this time, then there is something you can do for me?” She lifts up her skirt, showing her big cock and says, “If you'd came for lemonade I would have asked you to then, but as I'm here, and you seem eager to please, let's see how you suck cock.”