"Good morning. I'm in the neighbourhood and selling marital aids, and wondering if you may be interested. Do you have a wife or partner who would be interested in the toys I am selling? Oh, you are single, what a shame but you could still buy a few for the future, I've a great deal on them right now? Sure, I can come in and show you what we have. This is a nice glass one with ribs on it, you can hold it and move it in and out of your partner. Yes it's good for anal also, how do I know? Well that's where I use it. Do you want me to give you a demonstration? I'll have to show you this butt toy first as it helps open your partner up, for some great anal play (not everyone is as experienced as I am). You sit over there and I'll show you how I use them, and if you can see how much pleasure they are giving me, and if it turns you on, then imagine what it could do for your future partner."