Door to Door Dildos

"Good morning. I'm in the neighbourhood and selling marital aids, and wondering if you may be interested. Do you have a wife or partner who would be interested in the toys I am selling? Oh, you are single, what a shame but you could still buy a few for the future, I've a great deal on them right now? Sure, I can come in and show you what we have. This is a nice glass one with ribs on it, you can hold it and move it in and out of your partner. Yes it's good for anal also, how do I know? Well that's where I use it. Do you want me to give you a demonstration? I'll have to show you this butt toy first as it helps open your partner up, for some great anal play (not everyone is as experienced as I am). You sit over there and I'll show you how I use them, and if you can see how much pleasure they are giving me, and if it turns you on, then imagine what it could do for your future partner."

20th Oct 2026