I'd been joking with Leah about fucking an apple pie, like in that 'American Pie' movie, and saying it probably felt pretty good, when a week later she called me up and asked if I wanted to hang out, and she had a special sexy idea. I scrubbed up and got over to her house, where she looked utterly gorgeous and very flirty. She reached over and stroked my chest, 'Are you super horny? Do you want to fuck? Will you do everything?' she asked. 'Erm, yes of course, what a silly question, I'm always horny around you!' I answered. Leah went into the oven and said 'I've been warming this up for you - so now you have something to fuck!' smiling at me. Oh shit, did I misread this whole situation? But what the heck, pie is pie, right? I take off my jeans and she comes over with the pie. 'Well maybe that is only for dessert, right?' she says with an impish smile as she unleashes my cock and starts to suck me.