My girlfriend loves a bargain. She loves a sale - and she loves to find her new clothes at a discount, so when Black Friday comes around, she jumps up early and heads to the stores while I have a long lie in recovering from that huge Thanksgiving turkey, and the copious amount of beers I drank. She came back at lunchtime, arms full of bags and ran into the bedroom - "Honey, look at this awesome bikini I got!!! Let's go to the beach I want to show if off!" she said excitedly. "Erm ... it's November. Even in Los Angeles its freezing at the beach". I saw her disappointed look. "How about you model it for me on the bed?" I suggested. "I'll take some photos of you wearing it so you can post on your Insta and show off your bargains to your friends". She starts to post on the bed, I take a few steps, but when she bends over to show me her ass in the bikini, she had to pull it aside to show her pretty pink hole. And the afternoon began ...